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Naughty insult birthday greeting balloon / abusive balloon - 5 pack

Naughty insult birthday greeting balloon / abusive balloon - 5 pack

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Regular price $15.00
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This 5 pack of funny rude balloons is much better than a greeting card. Spread abuse via helium filled, or lung air filled and fucking beautifully worded balloons.

These balloons are absolutely perfect for any birthday! Made from 100% latex, they have a long shelf life, stay inflated for days. These balloons can be used with either air or helium.

Random 5 pack of balloons may include:
  • HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY balloon - gold and black
  • FUCK ME YOU'RE OLD red balloon
  • HAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER yellow balloon
  • THIS PARTY IS SHIT orange balloon
  • YOU'RE OLD red balloon
  • WORLD'S GREATEST HUMAN red or blue balloon
  • I FUCKING LOVE YOU pink balloon
  • BIRTHDAY BITCH balloon
  • You're not fucking special balloon
  • Here's a flying fuck balloon
  • No one cares balloon
  • You fucking did it! congrats - black balloon
  • and more

Purchase Naughty insult birthday greeting balloon / abusive balloon - 5 pack online now from Six things shop Australia.

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