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Rude / naughty insult greeting balloon

Rude / naughty insult greeting balloon

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Soooo much better than a greeting card. Spread abuse via helium filled, jet black and fucking beautifully worded balloons.

These balloons are absolutely perfect for any birthday! Made from 100% latex, they have a long shelf life, stay inflated for days. These balloons can be used with either air or helium.
  • HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY balloon - gold and black
  • FUCK YOU'RE OLD balloon
  • ONE YEAR OLDER AND STILL A CUNT balloon
  • LIFE'S SHORT PARTY NAKED balloon
  • YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A CONTOURED ARSEHOLE balloon
  • ANOTHER SHITE BIRTHDAY PARTY balloon

Comes individually as a single balloon or order a pack of randomly selected fun.


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