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Rude / naughty insult abusive birthday greeting balloon

Rude / naughty insult abusive birthday greeting balloon

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These funny rude balloons much better than a greeting card. Spread abuse via helium filled, or lung air filled and fucking beautifully worded balloons.

These balloons are absolutely perfect for any birthday! Made from 100% latex, they have a long shelf life, stay inflated for days. These balloons can be used with either air or helium.
  • HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY balloon - gold and black
  • FUCK ME YOU'RE OLD red balloon
  • You fucking did it congrats black balloon
  • Lets party bitches black balloon
  • HAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER yellow balloon
  • LIFE'S SHORT PARTY NAKED black balloon
  • YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A CONTOURED ARSEHOLE black balloon
  • ANOTHER SHITE BIRTHDAY PARTY black balloon
  • THIS PARTY IS SHIT orange balloon
  • and more

Comes individually as a single balloon or order a pack of randomly selected fun. Please note balloons get sent in A5 envelope express post if ordered just a few - select that shipping option.

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FREE pickup on Gold Coast in Coolangatta QLD / Tweed heads NSW for orders $50+ (use code "pickup").

$10 - express envelope (500g flat 2mm A5).
$15 - parcel / poster tube (up to 1kg).
$20 - box (up to 2kg).
$30 - box (up to 4kg)

(We recommend you select a box for breakable items.)

$25 - express 500g satchel / poster tube.
$35 - express 3kg satchel / box.

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