Clear quartz crystal to help you chill the fuck out
Clear quartz crystal to help you chill the fuck out
In stock - yay!
A crystal to help you chill the fuck out! It's not meth. It's clear quartz y'all - the fucking master healer of crystals.
You'll get 1 clear quartz crystal and 1 card. Blessed be bitch ;)
Y'all asked for it, a bad boy abusive crystal card to help that mate of yours calm their tits. Darker, funnier and gender fucking neutral. It's sure to relieve stress, anxiety, bitchiness, grumpiness and all that shit. Gift the good vibes to your boss, your mum, your partner in crime, your bro, your bff, your butcher, your baker, your candlestick maker... or whom ever your fave person is.
Shape and size of clear quartz are randomly picked based on what we have available.
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FREE shipping on orders $150+
FREE shipping on orders $150+
Shipping costs start from $12.95 and $20 express / priority.
FREE shipping is available on orders over $150 for Australia only. We do ship worldwide.
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Buy now, pay later - Afterpay / Zip
Buy now, pay later - Afterpay / Zip
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Simple instalment plans available instantly at checkout.
Is this a gift?
Is this a gift?
This would make a great gift! Don't forget a card and gift wrap and add your notes / gift message for the card or gift tag in the cart (look for spot just near checkout button).
Extra notes
Extra notes
Please note, photo props such as plants, candles, crystals etc are not included. Due to the nature of our products, there may be slight variations to the photos. Unless otherwise stated all products are sold individually.
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Environmental practices
Environmental practices
We recycle boxes and packing as much as possible, so yes your purchase is helping us save the environment.
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