These pens are abusive and awesome!!!! Great xmas gift, birthday gift, or just coz gift.
These pens are totally for those people who love the c word or can’t fucking spell! My fucking pen. Not finders fucking keepers. Give me my pen back. I'm not always a bitch. Just kidding go fuck yourself. Maybe swearing will help? Did those unicorns make you do it? Maybe you just need to calm your tits.
Are you sick of pen thieves? Our funny my fucking pens are the perfect gift for any friend or work colleague! This pen doesn't just say what you're thinking, it writes well too! Lightweight pen with black ink and comfort grip.
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