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Naughty abusive Christmas balloon

Naughty abusive Christmas balloon

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Soooo much better than a greeting card. Spread abuse via helium filled, or lung air filled and fucking beautifully worded balloons.

These balloons are absolutely perfect for any birthday! Made from 100% latex, they have a long shelf life, stay inflated for days. These balloons can be used with either air or helium.
  • MErry Christmas ya filthy animal balloon
  • TWinkle twinkle balloon
  • SAnta doesnt like c unts balloon
  • Santa doesn’t believe in you either balloon
  • and more

Comes individually as a single balloon or order a pack of randomly selected fun. Please note balloons get sent in A5 envelope express post if ordered just a few - select the card shipping option.


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