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MY FUCKING PEN, NOT FINDERS KEEPERS, abusive ballpoint pen

MY FUCKING PEN, NOT FINDERS KEEPERS, abusive ballpoint pen

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This "my fucking pen" pen is totally for you! It reads... My fucking pen. Not finders fucking keepers. Give me my pen back.

Are you sick of pen thieves? Our funny my fucking pens are the perfect gift for any friend or work colleague! This pen doesn't just say what you're thinking, it writes well too! Matt black with a silver trim. Lightweight pen with black ink and comfort grip

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