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A fun / naughty quote soy candle

A fun / naughty quote soy candle

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I'm like this candle. Forget me... and I'll burn your f*cking house down. The most delicious smelling funny candles you'll ever find :)

Our fun quote candles are the perfect size for popping on your desk in your bathroom, by your bed or anywhere you want a delicious scent and fun inspirational quote. Plus they are hand poured with delicious scents.

Choose from:

  • Coffee. A warm delicious alternative to hating everybody & everything every morning forever. 
  • Don't tell me hungry isn't an emotion because I feel that shit in my soul. 
  • Nobody puts baby in the corner. Unless baby is totally wasted. Then the corner is good. 
  • You're entirely bonkers. But i'll tell you a secret... all the best people are. 
  • I'm like this candle. Forget me... and I'll burn your fucking house down. 
  • Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore I must be a unicorn. 
  •  I'm not always a bitch. Just kidding go fuck yourself. 

Made with 100% natural soy wax and cotton wicks. A delicious variety of fragrance oils available - scents chosen at random unless specifically requested. Approx standard size has 15hrs burn time. Jar 50mm. Combine your love for vintage style jars, crazy fun quotes and gorgeous these fragrance candles. Hand poured in Melbourne. 


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