Cock Crystal to help you chill the fuck out
Cock Crystal to help you chill the fuck out
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It’s a crystal lovers lucky dip with a cheeky twist - a card and a male shlong crystal (aka phallus crystal, penis crystal, ding dong crystal, willy crystal, cock crystal, doodle crystal)!
The card reads - this crystal will help you chill the fuck out! The penis crystal is 2-3cm. Super gift for a crystal lover, bachelorette gift, friend at work, highly stressed person, or treat yourself. Super funny but also kinda cute ;)
Photos are examples only coz it's a surprise y'all - could be rose quartz, tigers eye, agate, sodalite, jasper, amethyst etc! Sold individually.
The phallic symbol is used in many cultures to convey strength and fertility. It can be used to promote sexual healing and clear stagnation caused from sexual trauma and shame. It is also a symbol of strength and fertility.
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Is this a gift?
Is this a gift?
This would make a great gift! Don't forget a card and gift wrap and add your notes / gift message for the card or gift tag in the cart (look for spot just near checkout button).
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Please note, photo props such as plants, candles, crystals etc are not included. Due to the nature of our products, there may be slight variations to the photos. Unless otherwise stated all products are sold individually.
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